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                      SPACE CASES
             "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO (YEAH!)"
                        ACT ONE

EXT. CHRISTA - FLYBY (STOCK) (CGI)

                           DAVENPORT (v.o.)
          As the noted earthman George
          Santayana once said, those who do
          not listen to history are doomed to
          repeat it.

INT. CLASSROOM - DAVENPORT, HARLAN, CATALINA, RADU, BOVA, ROSIE

The kids with their compupads, listening.

                           DAVENPORT
          We must remember history, and the
          people who went before us, so we
          have something to which we can
          aspire.

                           HARLAN
          Like my dad, in the Stardogs,
          fighting And--

He stops, looks at Radu, realizes he shouldn't complete the
sentence, since he's not looking for a fight in the middle
of class.  Instead of "Andromedans" he says...

                           HARLAN
          ...and...exploring.

                           CATALINA
               (quickly)
          My folks were famous diplomats.

                           ROSIE
          My mom and dad are doctors.

                           BOVA
          My parents had me.

                           DAVENPORT
          What about you, Radu?

                           RADU
          I...don't like to boast.

                           DAVENPORT
          Well, I notice that you all speak
          of your parents...but what of your
          grandparents?  Great grandparents?
          Four, five generations back?

Kids look around.  Shrug.

                           DAVENPORT
          All right.  I want you each to
          prepare a family tree.  My
          portaputer has detailed Starcademy
          records.  You should each be able
          to trace your family tree back centuries.

                           RADU
          You have information
          on...everybody?

                           DAVENPORT
          Except you, Radu.  Our little space
          mishap occurred before the
          Andromedan government got us your
          family history.  You'll have to
          fill it in as best you can.

                           RADU
          Oh...that's fine.

And we PUSH IN on Radu who looks extremely uncomfortable.

                                                  DISSOLVE TO:


INT. TEAM ROOM - HARLAN, RADU, CATALINA

Harlan is working on his compupad.  Radu and Catalina are
playing a game together.

                           HARLAN
          Hey, Cat...you should see this
          stuff I'm finding about my family
          tree.  It's incredible.

                           CATALINA
          I was researching mine earlier.
          Your won't even come close.

                           HARLAN
          Oh yeah?  For starters, there's
          Joshua Band.  Four hundred years
          ago, he was slave in Georgia.  He
          wound up escaping to freedom.  Then
          he went back, helped others escape,
          and later became a famous explorer.

                           RADU
          Wait.  A slave?

                           HARLAN
          Yeah.  He was kidnapped from his
          home and sold into slavery.  It was
          actually legal on earth back then.
          Crazy, huh.

                           RADU
          So we've got something in common.

                           HARLAN
          What do you mean?

                           RADU
          My people were slaves, too.  Slaves
          of the Spung, during the war.  It
          was terrible for us.  Not being in
          control of--

                           HARLAN
          Look, Hairdo...

                           RADU
          Radu.

                           HARLAN
          Whatever.  There's still a big
          difference, because the people in
          my family fought against slavery,
          and yours just knuckled
          under...they...

And suddenly he sees Radu's furious expression and realizes
he might reeeaaaally be pushing it.

                           HARLAN
          Of course, that doesn't mean...

But Radu, well and truly steamed, holds up a finger (no, not
that one).

                           RADU
          Just...don't say anything, okay?

And he pivots on his heel and storms out.  Harlan watches
him go, then turns to Catalina who's staring at him
reprovingly.

                           CATALINA
          Haaaarlan...

                           HARLAN
               (annoyed with himself)
          I know, I know...

                           CATALINA
          You've got to learn to lay off
          him!

                           HARLAN
               (same cadence)
          I know, I know...

                           CATALINA
          So what are you going to do about
          it?

                           HARLAN
               (same cadence)
          I don't know, I don't know...
               (beat, frustrated)
          I try!  I really do!  I try to
          treat him okay...and then I think
          about my dad being killed by
          Andromedans in the war, except now
          we're supposed to be friends and
          trust them!  And I just...I want
          to...

                           CATALINA
          But you're getting mad at the wrong
          guy!  Don't you realize that?

                           HARLAN
          Yeah, I realize that...but it's
          always after I've opened my mouth.

                           CATALINA
          Okay, look...how about if I help?
          I can...give you signals.
          If you're talking with Radu, keep
          an eye on me.  If I pull on my ear,
          just say something like, "I
          absolutely agree" or "you couldn't
          be more right."  Be as agreeable as
          possible.

                           HARLAN
          Hey, I'll try anything if it'll
          make the trip back less
          aggravating...

                           CATALINA
          ...especially for you.

                           HARLAN
          Especially.


INT. BOY'S BUNKROOM - TIGHT ANGLE ON - THE PILLOW

The room is seriously messed up.  The meteor is glowing, and
now a high-pitched wail like a steam whistle is coming from
it.  It seems like it's capable of blowing up and taking the
ship with it.  And then it rolls violently forward and
CRUSHES the pianophone.  And as soon as it does, the meteor
slows down and then stops.

BOVA

enters, looks around in astonishment.

DAVENPORT enters.

                           DAVENPORT
          Bova, what was that awful...

She looks around in astonishment at the wreckage, and then
sees the meteor.

                           DAVENPORT
          ...racket.

Bova sighs.  He's sunk.


EXT. SPACE - THE CHRISTA FLYBY (STOCK)

                           CATALINA (v.o.)
          Well,  what do you think?


INT. CLASS ROOM - CATALINA, ROSIE

Catalina is standing and pointing her compupad at the
classroom screen.  The screen CGI is lit up with a GRAPHIC
of a family tree, names spelled out and interconnected via a
series of branches.

                           ROSIE
          It's really nice.  Although I was
          expecting something...I
          dunno...flashier from you.

                           CATALINA
          Ah, but my ancestry is so dazzling,
          it'd be overkill to do too much
          with the presentation.  Screen off.

She taps the compupad and the screen GOES OFF.

                           CATALINA
               (beat)
          Why?  Are you doing something
          "flashy?"

                           ROSIE
          Oh...no.  No, I decided to keep it
          simple.

She taps her compupad, aims it at the wall.

                           ROSIE
          Screen on.

The screen flares to life...and Catalina jumps back as onto
the screen roars with (stock footage of) a huge exploding
volcano, followed by flowing lava, the rippling surface of a
sun.  A SEPULCHRAL VOICE intones over it...

                           SEPULCHRAL VOICE
               (a sepulchral voice)
          Upon the white hot surface of
          Mercury...
          a group of determined colonists
          settled and forged a life for
          themselves.  A life that resulted
          in the production of...

SUPERIMPOSE over the stock footage a picture of Rosie, arms
akimbo, wearing a fluttering cape.

                           SEPULCHRAL VOICE
          Rosie Ianni!  Fun-loving!
          Optimistic!  Humble!  Rosie
          Ianni...

SUPERIMPOSE HEAD SHOTS of Rosie's parents, smiling and
nodding approvingly...

                           SEPULCHRAL VOICE
          ...daughter of Goonter and Daleya
          Ianni.

ANGLE ON - CATALINA, ROSIE

Catalina turns to Rosie, incredulous.

                           CATALINA
          You call that simple?!

                           ROSIE
          Relatively.

SEPULCHRAL VOICE (o.s.)
          But our story doesn't really begin
          there.  It begins...with the
          creation of the universe!

WE KEEP THE ANGLE as Catalina and Rosie look at the OFF
SCREEN display.  WE SEE an off-screen-generated burst of
light, a SFX like a million suns erupting, and WE HEAR a
choral aria.  Rosie is smiling contentedly.  Catalina's
lower jaw is somewhere around her ankles.


INT. COMMAND POST - RADU, GODDARD

GODDARD	has the panel to the Central Console open.  He has a
small tool connected to it...then reaches around and tries
to budge one of the controls.  It won't move.

                           RADU
          Problem, Commander?

Radu moves the control easily.

                           GODDARD
          The problem is I still can't make
          the ship's controls respond to me.
          But I'll get it eventually.

                           RADU
          And what'll you do then?

                           GODDARD
          I'll do...
               (no clue)
          ...things.  Stardog...commander
          things.
               (moving on fast)
          What's on your mind, Radu?

                           RADU
          Can I ask you a personal question?

                           GODDARD
          No.
               (off Radu's reaction,
                Goddard sighs)
          What is it?

                           RADU
          Could you tell me about...your
          family?  You know, your mother,
          father, brothers...

                           GODDARD
          I know what a family is, Mr. Radu.
               (beat)
          Mostly, we argued.  We argued when
          I lived there, and when I'd come
          back to visit, we'd argue some
          more.  My father and I, especially,
          always going at it.

                           RADU
          Didn't you have anything in common?

                           GODDARD
          Actually, we had everything in
          common.  That's why we argued.

                           RADU
          With all due respect, sir, that
          doesn't make a lot of sense.

                           GODDARD
          Mr. Radu, you're absolutely right.
          It doesn't.
               (beat, then, slightly
                amused)
          Look, it's like they always
          say...you can choose your friends,
          but you can't choose your
          relatives.  Family is family.  You
          love them because they're part of
          who you are.

He moves OFF SCREEN, leaving Radu behind, sighing.

                           RADU
               (to himself)
          Whoever that is.


INT. CORRIDOR - DAVENPORT

She's carrying the meteor.

                           DAVENPORT
               (muttering)
          I have to watch them every minute;
          if I don't dispose of this myself,
          I can't trust them to...

..and then she starts to stagger under their weight.

                           DAVENPORT

          It...wasn't this heavy a minute
          ago...what in...

And suddenly it's too heavy for her to lift.  It slams to
the ground.  She tries to lift it, struggles, starts to lift
it a foot or so...and then it slams back down, nailing her
fingers.  With a slight wail of agony she pulls her crumbled
hands out and staggers OFF SCREEN.  We PUSH IN on the meteor
and it starts to rock slightly from side to side.

THE GIZBOT

(the droid formerly known as Shlomo) rolls up, checking out
the meteor.  Gizbot BEEPS slightly, curious.

Gizbot's top opens and a drill bit EXTENDS

TIGHT ON - METEOR, DRILL BIT

The whirring drill approaches the meteor, touches it...and
then the meteor suddenly LIGHTS BRIGHTLY and shakes
violently.

GIZBOT

rolls violently back and slams into the wall.  He quickly
withdraws the drill and beeps fearfully.

DAVENPORT AND THELMA

Walk up.  By this point the meteor looks normal once more.

                           DAVENPORT
               (annoyed, and shaking the
                ache out of her hands)
          Just...just bring it up to
          Commander Goddard.  I don't want to
          deal with it anymore.

Thelma bends over, picks it up effortlessly.  Davenport
notices that Gizbot is moving back and forth aimlessly.

                           DAVENPORT
          What's wrong with the Gizbot?

                           THELMA
          He appears to be malfunctioning.  I
          shall have to effect repairs.  It's
          so inconvenient when machines are
          confusing and less than helpful,
          isn't it, Miss Davenport.

Davenport looks at her.  She desperately wants to say what
she's thinking...even starts to...but Thelma is standing
there in such wide-eyed innocence that Davenport
figuratively bits her tongue and EXITS.


INT. TEAM ROOM - ROSIE, BOVA

TIGHT ON Bova, who's looking wistfully into empty air.

                           ROSIE (o.s.)
          Bova?  What's bothering you?
          You're much more depressed than
          usual.
               (beat)
          I heard you got in trouble with
          Miss Davenport because you snuck
          some rock sample aboard?

                           BOVA
               (distractedly)
          She gave me ten demerits.  It
          doesn't matter.

                           ROSIE
          Bova, whatever it is, we can make
          it okay.
               (beat)
          AT least give me a chance.  Please?

                           BOVA
               (heavy sigh)
          I was just thinking about my
          family.  Wondering if they
          celebrated without me.

                           ROSIE
          Celebrated what?

He turns to look at her as we go to...


INT. COMMAND POST - GODDARD, THELMA

Thelma is holding the meteorite.

                           GODDARD
          Kids.  We told Bova we'd collected
          enough mineral specimens, and he
          had to drag that aboard.  Not that
          I care about some piece of rock,
          but it's the principle of the
          thing.
               (beat)
          Well...I don't want to just dump it
          into space.  Space hates litter.

                           THELMA
          We could feed it into the ship's
          recycler systems.  It would be
          broken down and incorporated into
          the protomix.  But the systems are
          down for routine maintenance.  They
          won't be on line again for twenty
          four hours.

                           GODDARD
          We're still moving, aren't we?

                           THELMA
          Yes, of course.  The ion glide is
          fully functional.

                           GODDARD
          So we're just not going faster than
          light.  Okay, fine.
               (indicating the meteor)
          Stash it in the airlock until
          systems are up and running again.

She nods and EXITS


EXT. SPACE - THE CHRISTA FLYBY (STOCK)

HARLAN (v.o.)
          Now my great grandfather...he was
          on the mission that made first
          contact with the Rigelians...


INT. GALLEY - HARLAN, RADU, CATALINA

Eating lunch.

                           HARLAN
          It was only voice
          communication...but still...

                           CATALINA
          That   tothing.  My grandfather was
          in the diplomatic team that first
          arranged for colonizing of the
          planets in the Sol system.
          Radu...how about you?  What's your
          family tree like?

                           RADU
          Oh...I'd really rather not...

                           CATALINA
          C'mon, Radu, you'll have to tell us
          sooner or later.

                           RADU
          Nothing special.  Really.

                           HARLAN
          I'll say that you're--

Catalina frantically pulls on her ear.  Harlan realizes that
he's doing it again.  Instead of saying "nothing special" he
substitutes...

                           HARLAN
          --you're, uh...you're right.

                           RADU
          I'm right?

Cat beams, and Harlan, more confident, says...

                           HARLAN
          Yeah.  You're absolutely right.

But Radu, suspicious, is sure he's being set up.

                           RADU
          About not being anything special?

                           HARLAN
          Right.

Cat frantically shakes her head.

                           HARLAN
          I mean...you're not right...but in
          a...right sort of way...

                           CATALINA
               (to the rescue)
          I just always figured you must come
          from some kind of important
          background, Radu, what with you
          being the first Andromedan to the
          Starcademy.  Come on, you're
          holding out.

                           RADU
          No, I'm not...I really don't have
          any major people in my family...

                           HARLAN
          You heard the man, Cat.  He's not
          holding out.  So don't bother him.

Cat nods approvingly as Radu is looking at Harlan in
confusion.  Harlan, emboldened, continues with new and
unfortunately misplaced confidence...

                           HARLAN
          I mean, so what if he's got nothing
          in common with us!  That's not big
          deal!  Heck, maybe he's got
          something to hide, but that doesn't
          mat--

And Cat starts yanking frantically on her ear, trying to
shut Harlan up.  She yanks so hard on her ear she almost
rips it from her skull...which we see from her suddenly
agonized expression

                           RADU
          I don't have anything to hid!
          You want to know about me?  Okay,
          fine.
               (fast and furious)
          I'll tell you about my father,
          Umar, who was...no!  I'll tell you
          about his father, Udar, the, uh, the
          Untamed...he was leader of
          the first mission to the far side of
          Andromeda...and he was married to
          Omra, who was ..uhm...what would
          you call it...

                           HARLAN
               (not expecting a yes)
          President?

                           RADU
          Yes!  Right.  Our president.

                           CATALINA
          Your grandmother was president and
          your grandfather was a pioneer?
          Wow.

                           RADU
          Right.  Wow.  So...you see?  I've
          got as good a family as you!  I'm
          as good as any of you.

Rosie and Bova enter.  She's almost pulling him.

                           ROSIE
          Guys...wait'll you hear this:  Two
          days ago, by Uranus time...it was
          Bova's birthday.

                           CATALINA
          Why didn't you tell us?

                           HARLAN
          We love birthdays!  We're birthday
          animals!

They move towards him, AD LIBBING "That's great."  And we
PUSH IN on Radu who, desperate to fit in...

                           RADU
               (impulsively)
          It's my birthday, too!

DIFFERENT ANGLE - KIDS

                           HARLAN
          Yeah?


INT. CORRIDOR OUTSIDE AIRLOCK - THELMA

Thelma is placing the meteor inside.

                           THELMA
          Rest well, little rock.  This time
          tomorrow, You'll be pulverized.

And she doesn't notice...as we PUSH IN on the meteor.  It
lights up, blazing brilliance, and we see for the first time
the shadowed outline of A CREATURE WITHIN.  And then the
doors CLOSE, blocking it from view.

                                                  FADE OUT.

                          END ACT ONE